Samson

Scratching up that tree. Systems Engineer and Software Developer. Gay, nerd and probably your Mum's favourite. (he/him). 🏳️‍🌈 🇦🇺

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@wmccl9 Welcome back hottie ❤️❤️

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@Potts_irl Such a tease, wish I could see more 🤩

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@MM91ALT_Top Definitely me!

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@MM91ALT_Top I would love to help.

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So sorry America....

#PrayForAmerica

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@TheGrimRecapper Regrettably, I think America just likes big man babies, so they're gonna be stuck with one for 4* years.

*term limits withholding.

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@HeyFagatha

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@BrandonMorehous Activating the Halo array.

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@aaronwills10 👀

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@grumpycubau Can I suck it?

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I finally realised what Trump’s hand motions are, he’s jerking off the ghosts of Hitler and Mussolini.

Hey America, enjoy Shitler. You had ample chance to get rid of this clown but you didn’t.

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Threw my headphones in the garbage by mistake.

Garbage man unsympathetic.

Debit card ambivalent.

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@AriDrennen All the testosterone from furious masturbation to appease their closeted desires for the same sex is giving their fingers more strength than women.

Said JK Rowling probably.

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Robert De Niro’s waiting, talking Italian.

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@MisterMitchness 👀

I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR CONSOLES... I SWEAR!

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@ANDY_P_S You have the best bum Andy.

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@TheGrimRecapper @willdogs_

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@yngaltboi That’s a very pretty penis

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@TheGrimRecapper Bottles fiery death was worth it.

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Automatically having to block women accounts because they're all bots is just tantamount to what Twitter is these days.