Steve Dahlin

Apple tech at private K-12 school in Chicago. Co-host of the @DrunktorWho podcast. Prettier in person. Graduated 293rd in my class. he/him

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast with a fun twist. If you're an active serial killer who hasn't gotten caught and is getting bored, let me know.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

There should be an Amazon option where you get stuff delivered slower but it tips a worker with a break.
Like I actually don’t need a chia pet in 3 hours. What if you send it next week but let the guy packing it go pee?

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

@ChiSoxFanMike Reality

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Cool, can they get an imax screen within 4.5 hours of Chicago?

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Jackie Brown is his best hands down.

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K I love letterboxd, but I also don’t follow anyone like that.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful. like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

@AJP_Baseball Hopefully

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

@ChefReactions HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

Wearing a walking boot around is like carrying a sign that says "Let's talk about feet!"

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

Weird. About this time last year it was almost St Patrick's Day too.

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

My wife and I have a tradition where we build a blanket fort and watch a bunch of movies for Valentine's Day. #BlanketFortFilmFest 2025 consisted of

A SCANNER DARKLY
ROMEO + JULIET (1996)
THE WILD ROBOT
DUNE PART TWO

Also good times.

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

I cannot emphasize enough how enjoyable it was to watch HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS with a live audience.

https://t.co/kmYHDIqnog

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

Last year I watched 330 different movies. 295 were movies I'd never seen before.

9 starred Nicolas Cage

9 starred Carla Gugino

4 were directed by Wes Craven

The best film I saw that was released in 2024 was THE SUBSTANCE, I SAW THE TV GLOW, and HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS.

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

I can't believe I have to try to get out of jury duty with the excuse that I have a different type of jury duty.

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

Got 2 jury summons in the last week. One for Cook County on 1/23/25 and one for the Northern District of Illinois on 2/10/25. The district one will last 2 to 3 weeks. How did I get so lucky? What a happy start to the new year!

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

#2024XmasMovieMarathon ends with the greatest movie ever made: HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS. Y’all should find a theater showing HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS.

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

#2024XmasMovieMarathon is headed to the craptacular with LONG KISS GOODNIGHT.

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

#2024XmasMovieMarathon got all animated and Netflix-y with ROBIN ROBIN and KLAUS.

[Steve Dahlin @srdahlin]

#2024XmasMovieMarathon kicked of with THE THIN MAN.

[Hundreds of Beavers Movie @beaversfilm]

streaming platforms and smart TVs are eavesdropping, collecting your data, and selling your habits to the highest bidder. A Blu-ray player? Silent. Stoic. Unconnected. The only thing it cares about is spinning a disc and delivering you PURE CINEMA.