Skippy Dinglechalk

certified diddler, ASU 86’ Walmart head manager, the real deal

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

A jew and a virgin walk into a bar… oh you thought this was a start of a joke? Nope normal Saturday for the boys #goallie #hebrewhammer #cavvy #gonathan

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

My buddy comes out into the living room with a burrito in a cup. His eyes full of envy and excitement. It has been sitting in the fridge for almost a week now. I advised him not to indulge but he insisted. Before his first bite he states “guess where I found this before hand…”

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

They would have to call the fire department to remove my tongue from @sturgilloreilly ass #steez

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

@RickyFordV Bark for me ☺️

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

I don’t get it, Abraham, Solomon, Jacob had multiple wives in the Bible! But when I fuck the neighbors dog everyone’s up in arms about it. #godsaidso #sorrybubba #woof

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

All im gonna say is, my dick doesn’t get looser for how many bodies I have. #gameisgame #whatiswomanssufferage

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

If you got an award for every-time you sucked dick, then my buddies girl would be lynched. #poopbubba #usethatmouth #yuck

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

If my girl flirting for drinks at the bar I’d skin her cat. #no #cuck #freemyboy

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

@Chad_Sterling69 @Reese10Angel you gonna let him talk shit on yo name like that gang

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

Heard my friend greasing his weasel the other night after he connected to the Bluetooth speaker. He denied it but I could see the shame behind his eyes. Shame. Bad boy @michaelciocca #badboy #sin #noshame

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

Watched my buddy down 2 bottles of wine, talk to 0 girls, and call back his fugly ex. Talk about an absolute dud of a night. #yikes #rapebubba #winedrunk

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

My friend like to wear turtle necks and collared shirts to boys night. Buddy looks like he lost in divorce court. #nopussy #getalife #goon #pleasestopedgingtofortiniteletsplays

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

I ate stink beaver and now my tongue in numb… is that bad? #gumdisease #box #aliaA

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

I have a question for the people, if your buddy fucks a fat Indian girl, how do you kick him outta the friend group? Asking for a friend… #stinky #roadpoopers #gophils

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

How many dudes do you have to kiss to be gay around here… seems the world is not setting any boundaries… gay #mike #gomike #steeez

[Skippy Dinglechalk @srdinglechalk]

If you’re name is Kayla then you probably suck… #fatforehead #bubbawildin