Terry L

Aging punk dad of twins.

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

https://t.co/GONrDTyaKl

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

The @prince symbol appeared in a friend's heart shaped Valentine's Day pizza yesterday. Prince lives!! #Prince #ripprince #princeandtherevolution

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

@tomgreenlive @globeandmail Little known fact about Einstein. He did not have sweat glands. To cool off he had to pant.

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

@realjeffreyross I hope its a smooth one-wiper

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

@MichaelRapaport @YanksRegan I got twin 1yr olds. I need more time. I don't even have time to wipe my ass a 2nd time these days!

[The Preston & Steve Show @PrestonSteve933]

Betty White is plowing into 2017 like a wrecking ball!!
🎂 Happy 95th birthday to our divine queen 🎉

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

@Dave_Locane_Jr Good luck resisting the urge to throw your underwear on stage.

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

Ha! https://t.co/sf20WWy5aA

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Also, I have a Who/Tyler Farr/Dead Milkmen tribute trio that can fill in. DM me about booking Who Farr-Dead? https://t.co/xdL3fF6bfn

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

@tomhanks that time that dido took your boat.

[Terry L @srfrpunk]

I accidentally retweeted @SarahKSilverman while trying to send my 1st tweet. Ya took my twitter virginity Miss Silverman. Mark your bedpost.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Everyone was sick on this plane including me #theroad