Simon Glastonbury

Married to my beautiful wife Gilly, father to my gorgeous children Isabella and Joshua. Property Finance guru and golf fanatic.

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@Starbucks please fix your app so the 'previous order' feature works, its so frustrating and keep geeting told "we are looking at it". it was very useful when you wanted to order quickly.

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@tregs140 @clutchprotour @TandridgeGolf @MotocaddyGolf Good to play the last hole with you Pete, give me a shout next time you are here and i'll recommend a good hotel!

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

Some people just don’t get it, STAY AT HOME #selfisolate #stayhome @ At home https://t.co/5Vx1IHEP4G

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

Daily walk and found this #heroes @ Netherne-on-the-Hill https://t.co/nOumNMaw3I

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@YGTRory Last chance U

[Mike Pannett, Author,TV Drama/Doc Development 🇬🇧 @MikePannett]

*Breaking News* Msg from the CPS to ANYONE who coughs or spits at police #team999 or .@NHSuk staff they WILL be prosecuted & will face up to 2 years in prison. I couldn’t agree more. 👍🏼 .@cpsuk .@patel4witham .@PFEW_HQ .@PFEW_Chair .@PoliceChiefs .@DCC_DC_Police RT if u agree 🇬🇧

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

Are construction workers immune 🤷‍♂️is turning a bank into a block of flats ‘essential’ #lockdown https://t.co/oyBspPRY4d

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@NigeGeary @yourgolftravel Hole in one - 1
Albatross - no
Lowest score - 78
birdie run - 3 in 9
course - Doombeg, Ireland
golf hole - 4th at Dartmouth GC
golfer - Rory
swing - Rory
film - Tin cup
club - 9 wood!
First - ping eye copies
Current- callaway apex
Dream - augusta
Rory, tiger, Poulter & monty

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@StarbucksUK Thank you that worked. An annoying work round !

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@StarbucksUK I appreciate it will not be too of your ‘to do’ list but please fix the new app. I cannot order online and neither can anyone else I have spoken to.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Amazing. It turns out that all of Twitter knows everything there is to know about the virus. I don’t know why we have scientists.

[Matt Wallace @mattsjwallace]

Last call! 📞

Will pick winner in a couple of hours 👍

[Matt Wallace @mattsjwallace]

🚨 Who wants?! 🚨

I’m giving away a special @CallawayGolf @APinv head cover and cap. RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner tomorrow.

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@ECCO_GOLF shocking customer service. Will not honour a guarantee as they were purchased from an ebay seller who is no longer contactable. What's the point of a guarantee? #guarantee #eccogolf #CustomerService

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@clinicalsissoko Completely irrelevant comment. Kane is a hero and will become a legend. I would expect Kane to do as Aguero did. Aurier however does this on a regular basis, we all see it and if you are honest we come to expect it. He’s rash and makes far too many mistakes.

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@AlexanderCottr6 @CommunityUnison @CMPG Agreed

[Oliver Holt @OllieHolt22]

I still don't quite get the hysteria around marginal offsides. You're either offside or you're not. If the ball only just crosses the line by a couple of millimetres, it's still a goal.

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

@AlasdairGold Phenomenal ? Absolutely not. Very good, yes. He hasn’t been great since he arrived but good to see him have a good game and IF he can be consistent we could have a player. Le Celso on the other hand, average at best. Has showed nothing at all in the very short game time he’s had.

[Simon Glastonbury @srglastonbury]

AKP Christmas party #Christmas @ Dingwalls https://t.co/BQlzQkg7ML

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Imagine being this much of a racist, thick Neanderthal, and thinking you’d get away with it? We can see you doing your monkey signs & noises, d*ckhead, and you’re going to very quickly wish you’d never done this. #ManchesterDerby #MCIMUN