sarah

[sarah @srh_klly]

I hope britney spears is having a lovely day

[sarah @srh_klly]

me after threatening to quit work for the third time before lunch

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

After Declaring "I Quit" On Social Media, Lizzo Has Clarified That She Is Not Actually Quitting Music https://t.co/nxcmRLLu3B

[sarah @srh_klly]

I cannot turn off the Katespiracy thoughts I need someone to climb into my skull and factory reset my brain

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I bring a “if i don’t win I’ll kill myself” vibe to the pub trivia night that the casual beer drinkers can’t quite fuck with

[sarah @srh_klly]

WHY WOULD A TRAITOR VOTE TO BANISH AGAIN WHEN THEY COULD END THE GAME AND STEAL THE MONEY ANYWAY CHRIST ALIVE MOLLIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!1!!’1!???! #TheTraitors

[sarah @srh_klly]

if one (1) single person from work calls me tomorrow I will kill myself

[sarah @heavenbrat]

when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to btw

[sarah @srh_klly]

Vito’s Trousers ™ #StrictlyComeDancing

[Jenny Constable @JennyLConstable]

Hands up if your own UK salary wouldn’t qualify you to immigrate to Britain

[sarah @srh_klly]

“OUR BLACK FRIDAY SALE IS FINALLY HERE!!! 💥💥💥” sir this is the same 20% discount you’ve been emailing me about all week

[sarah @srh_klly]

8pm booing for tom and jinkies this thursday 🙏🏼 #bbuk

[sarah @srh_klly]

not even pretending to just be tory light anymore that man just said he is a conservative mp with his CHEST

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will sack all of his shadow ministers that back the SNP Gaza ceasefire vote tomorrow

[@benrileysmith]

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What's your favourite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes?

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK homeware retailer Wilko has collapsed into administration, putting 12,000 jobs at risk https://t.co/vTtobvI0q2

[sarah @srh_klly]

imagine your ex dating spongebob as a rebound that is the most unserious move of all time

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

why is it never aaron taylor-johnson

[Sarah Bellum @tamsully12]

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

I love buying things. Can’t get enough of it.

[sarah @srh_klly]

I do this with work emails

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

y’all ever pause mid text like yo…why am i even responding to this

[sarah @srh_klly]

this would be my 13th reason

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak wants all pupils to study maths to 18 https://t.co/zPJX0wD4n9