sarah campbell

what’s the dealio // she/her

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@okayshort this is good

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would you rather know the truth about kaylor or the don’t worry darling set … a real sophie’s choice

[sarah campbell @srhcampbell]

whenever i get sad about leaving new york i just remember the time a subway door closed on my head

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baz luhrmann’s ELVIS works in mysterious ways

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just finding out riley keough is elvis’ granddaughter … fascinating

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@okayshort told me to tweet this

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the multivitamin of madness, is that anything

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u know when you can't id an actor but u recognize the vibes, like "he played a real weirdo in something ..."

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@okayshort did they ever find gabby

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@bessmati_rice it's good to have standards

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@okayshort u know what’s a stressful movie? gravity. the whole time they’re just floating past things!! like, grab one!

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the feminine urge to blow $80 at a cheesecake factory

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fear of disappointing your professors to fear of disappointing your therapist pipeline

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name one other person julia did it for besides the girls and the gays. u can’t.

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@bessmati_rice i think you should propose

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i’ve said many times that i am v drawn to big weirdo energy which is why i think lorde and i could really vibe

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@okayshort happy to announce this afternoon that role of “a friend” has been performed by “me”!

[sarah campbell @srhcampbell]

is siri allowed to say dyke

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does this shirt make me look like a lesbian, i ask, as i hope that yes, this shirt does make me look like a lesbian