Sarah Simons 🐞

[Sarah Simons 🐞 @srhsmns]

Nailed it

[Sarah Simons 🐞 @srhsmns]

@DavidJamesNice Omgggg I thought this was going to be one of your jokes. Did not need to see this this morning

[Sarah Simons 🐞 @srhsmns]

@davidgodfrey00 If you leave the items in your basket and don’t actually order, they usually send you a discount code!

[Sarah Simons 🐞 @srhsmns]

@KnightofShadows @carlimincher Shut up Michael

[Sarah Simons 🐞 @srhsmns]

@TheMERL the mjszsxjm KV dnclish lifd

[Martin Luther King III @OfficialMLK3]

Elijah McCain was a massage therapist who played violin for shelter kittens on his lunch break in his hometown of Aurora, Colorado, because he thought the animals were lonely.

He should be alive right now. He was a good person.

[Chris Hughes @chrishughes_22]

There’s no two ways. If you litter, you were dragged up. You’re scum. End of. Walk to the fucking bin, and put your shit in it. And if the bins are full, carry it until you find one.

[Ka’ @kamanityrese]

The UK isn’t racist. A thread.

[Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen]

Headline of the day.

[Lydia Bleasdale @Parkendlydia]

It's almost a year to the day since my friend brought home a kitten from a rescue centre, so she decided to recreate the first picture she took of him.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

[Sarah Simons 🐞 @srhsmns]

@KatieHallers Fishin duh!!!!!!!

[Sarah Simons 🐞 @srhsmns]

Those bags

[Rob @JuceeRob]

@MrsMigginsHere This one is fantastic.

[Katie✨ @KatieHallers]

I understand there are many people that voted leave that have solid reasons but it’s actually deeply concerning how many people voted Leave but had no idea what they were voting for!! Wtf “we just get our own life’s back” ???? What???😶

[Josh Pieters @joshua_pieters]

Now that Katie Hopkins can’t read Twitter, I can tell you that on Monday I made her fly to Prague to pick up a completely fake award. Video up shortly.

[Salmaan @SalmaanLDN]

Mike when he sees Leanne looking at him with Sophie at the recoupling tomorrow:
#loveisland
https://t.co/HyexPMSZk1