sarah

born in a hurry, always late

[sarah @srhtonin]

I am only trying to be hot!! That’s it!!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the amount of women expressing “i cannot date someone who votes for trump” and the amount of men responding “we should be able to disagree on things” illustrates these women’s point quite well

[teryn @youngtiddy]

told my mom i’m feeling suicidal and she responded with this gif

[sarah @srhtonin]

@krystaaa Meat Canyon/Papa Meat!

[Chris @citehchris]

taking her to chilis for a triple dipper (3 fingers)

[megan @chismosavirus]

i want someone to say this about me

[sarah @srhtonin]

Plucking two very specific eyebrow hairs can change the entire trajectory of your life

[sarah @srhtonin]

You wish you could completely unpack and do laundry seconds after coming home from a trip like me bitch!!!!

[sarah @srhtonin]

@iRedman__ @tyjnick Lmfaooooo omg

[John Summit @johnsummit]

me but with an airport chilis

[Chris @citehchris]

moo dengs first chilis triple dipper

[mar @buggirl29]

She needs a wellness check

[sarah @srhtonin]

Gatorade is to Nike as Powerade is to Adidas

[George Civeris @georgeciveris]

When someone is named Sarah that is such a classic.

[sarah @srhtonin]

Are you supposed to talk to your Task Rabbit or just sit there like 🧍🏼‍♀️

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bernie Sanders looks handsome as ever at the #DNC.

[Chris @citehchris]

this is how i look entering chilis