cheddar chatterjee

Ten second madhubala.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

Instead of layoffs, why didn’t @elonmusk just try injecting the company with some ozempic to help it lose bulk? Worked for him!

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

Listen @AmericanAir how is it that you continue to employ people who think they are the morality police. Why do I get judged on ordering drinks when men don’t? Do we need more DEI training? Why don’t I belong? Explain.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

Hey @united how do I reset an account pleas help thanks

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

There’s no way this rebrand lasts right

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

I knew you’d…….cardigan. That’s the whole tweet.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

You wanna see what entitlement is like? Fly @AmericanAir. Hey who do I write to about the worst in flight behavior I have ever seen in all the time I have been EP with you? Because I have an anthology.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

This was supposed to be the he tear it all falls in to place. Tetris.

Instead this is the year it all falls apart again. Jenga. Giant fucking jenga.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

Well wtaf am I supposed to do with my erastour nails now?!

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

@elonmusk @farzyness Did we forget how percentages work again Elon?

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

What’s the password?

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

The kind of shit that’s normal now. The impersonating accounts still don’t know how to fix CTA so it’s just idiots copying idiots all around.

[cta @cta]

Two new Twitter accounts launched recently purporting to be CTA President Carter. They are not. Any information issued by those accounts is not official CTA information. The only verified CTA account is @cta.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

For fucks sake please hire a consultant like we know how to do this and not fuck it up and make the client look like a baller. Please this doesn’t have to be a trainwreck.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

Elon, @elonmusk, babe - you meant to have the blue tick cost money for only who qualify for verification right. You didn’t mean to give every egg with a debit card a tick. @Twitter - The most trusted information source on earth because it has super strict verification rules.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

Just spent the last of my brain cells trying to explain musk and twitter to my parents and let’s just say the words “cocaine is a hell of a drug” came up multiple times.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

This fucker knows that twitter is a global platform right?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter has had a massive drop in revenue, due to activist groups pressuring advertisers, even though nothing has changed with content moderation and we did everything we could to appease the activists.

Extremely messed up! They’re trying to destroy free speech in America.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

A non functioning lie flat seat, no pajamas on a 13 hour flight and staff who has the aura of “you should be grateful I showed up to work at all”. Oh @emirates whenever I fly you I remember why you’re cheaper than others and 💯 not worth it.

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

What is a young gravy and why am I letting him voluntarily Rick roll me?

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

I hope it destroys you like you destroyed me thx

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

I liked it better when storms were just named after women. Now it’s not hurricane season, it’s “ex boyfriends and the women they ended up with” season 🌀

[cheddar chatterjee @srims]

It’s really sucky.