3 opossums in a trench coat

I’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍

https://t.co/Mc0L20io4X

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

You know that scene from The Office where Kelly updates Jim on all the celebrity babies and he says "that's great. What's new with you?" And she says "I just told you."

Well, that's my situation every evening in my marriage but it's Kate Middleton.

[J. Gatsby @jondls76]

I can never unsee it

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

“Ice and Spice, just how I like my margaritas! Ha, I’m Jason”

[MAStermind 💿🚒 @samisntokay]

This is the skin of a killa Taylor

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my brain at 3am:

[clarevoyant @kneeyockartee]

If I entered this competition they’d probably take me out the back and shoot me

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

“Hey guys I’m finally out-“

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Jane Lynch a bit

[3 opossums in a trench coat @srinker99]

Everybody shut up zoo pals are back

[Hefty @Hefty]

Get ready to make eating fun again with the return of Zoo Pals! 🐸🐷🐞🐶🐮🐯🐬🐻🐤🐢 Today, the iconic animal-themed paper plates make their zoo-tasic return to dining tables. Check the link below for more details on where to purchase these iconic plates! https://t.co/C3InCOzICQ

[3 opossums in a trench coat @srinker99]

@AmishTrivedi @UGAatOxford “Well-haired”