sriracha guy

see you next tuesday!!

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

correct

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

@shesgotawy even if all the third party votes went to kamala she still would have lost

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

@manwithhope777 @parkergetajob god isn’t real

[Lori Trahan @RepLoriTrahan]

Price for a barrel of oil today: $117.59
Price for a barrel of oil in 2014: $120.45

So why are gas prices 2 dollars higher per gallon today than they were in 2014?

Because Big Oil corporations are hiking prices to rake in record-setting profits.

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

idk what it is but i am just obsessed w dogs that scream on tik tok

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

What the government calls water on the Little Red River Indian Reservation. To hell with colonization — and its ostensible “greatness.”

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

i’m down 40% this is fucking stupid

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

couldn’t sleep last night so i invested $11 in crypto to remind myself i’m i’m control of my own future

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

marvel universe

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

asking for help is literally one of the hardest fucking things to do. pls just start assuming i need it lmao

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

@sustainabl_yogi which one 😮

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

when i leave my hometown the windchill will be -41 and i’ll land in LA where the high is 72 today

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

just found out i was almost named colton. don’t text.

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

doctors hate this trick for not making you end it all over ur mountains of debt 😱😱😱

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

ITS OFFICIAL. STUDENT LOANS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE AND SALLIE MAE CAN SUCK MY 9

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

@VolcelFry okay but the ham + pickle roll ups 😩😩

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

ITS OFFICIAL. STUDENT LOANS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE AND SALLIE MAE CAN SUCK MY 9

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

couldn’t sleep last night so i invested $11 in crypto to remind myself i’m i’m control of my own future

[sriracha guy @sriracha_guy]

fuck is a twemoji