Sam

Jets, Jazz, Orioles, Tottenham, Wizards, Fries.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

@FreddyLA7 Culver's for the spicy chicken sandwich

[Sam @srjslowmo]

Me watching #Jets games:

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@MLB @Orioles Birdland

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@BurgerKing It's time to bring back the 90's version of the spicy chicken sandwich.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

I sold an item off FB Marketplace last week, I gave the buyer a discount because they said they lived far away. I've seen that buyer 3 times since the sale, they live 2 blocks over.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

@BurgerKing any chances you guys can bring back the spicy chicken sandwich from the 90s?

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@nypostsports @BrianCoz Why gawd why

[Sam @srjslowmo]

@dieworkwear Going to a company holiday party and the dress code is cocktail attire, what do I wear?

[Sam @srjslowmo]

Throw some green apple slices in your sprite, trust me.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

All these professional athletes are getting acl tears but you wanna go for a afternoon run, stop it. Walk to grab a bite? That's risking your life, call the Uber.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

Doubled up on cardio at the gym because some little kid called me Rod Wave at Walmart this morning.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

Haven't washed my water bottle in a while, opened to find out it's filled with black bacteria. I just saw this episode on Alien: Earth.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

GF dropped me off at my #Jets bar, she made sure I had my water bottle and granola bar and told me to be careful today. I'm in my 40s.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

@jerseymikes post private equity acquisition, raised prices and started using a scale to measure meat quantity. Y'all suck.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

Very refreshing to be able to search #Jets and toes without any fear.

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

"The toe is ready to go...!!!"
Justin Fields to the world and sports media...

Let's move on.

@nyjets @UpAndAdamsShow #nyjets @justnfields

[Sam @srjslowmo]

@utahjazz @tayxhendricks @keyonte1george @AiriousB @w1clayton @johntonje1 (lowers glasses)

Looks like we have an Ace up our sleeves.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

@JCColtin As a casual T-shirt maker, the picture and wording not aligned properly is really triggering me.

[Sam @srjslowmo]

Things my GF asked during #NBADraft:

Cooper is 18 and graduated college?

Oh, how is he (Cooper) going to handle being a player and classes at Duke now?

He (Dylan Harper) used to work at McDonald's? (McDonald's All American)

Baylor is the Bahamas? (VJ Edgecomb)

[Sam @srjslowmo]

@camjchappell A tradition unlike any other.