Ndo nimepata my first gig huku ocha ya kupeleka wamama wa kanisa mazishi flani hapo kesho,,Hope appetite yangu isiniangushe bana😂Nitakula kaa bladifakin😂💀
In front of you is Muraya Mwangi from Murang'a, currently serving as a band-1 student at the Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where he's pursuing a bachelor's degree in Dust Mitigation with Advanced IT. Remember, May intake is still ongoing.
Anyway, Our boy logged into his social media accounts breathing fire and emitting smoke after allegedly discovering that his beloved wife had been receiving high-voltage electricity from none other than Murang'a Senator Joe Nyutu.
The transformer apparently overloaded, and Muraya's emotional power grid has since collapsed. Armed with screenshots extracted from his wife's phone like a seasoned DCI sleuth, Muraya declared that he would not sit back and watch his marriage perform a disappearing act like free Wi-Fi.
The devastated gentleman narrated how he had bent over backwards, sideways, and even diagonally to provide for his family. The man travelled abroad and engaged in hardcore labour so that Madam could enjoy a soft life complete with peace, comfort, and unlimited data bundles.
To crown it all, he organized a colourful wedding so grand that village haters developed temporary hypertension from jealousy. Unfortunately, as has happened to many graduates of K-DUST, Muraya has discovered that life occasionally marks their exams using a different marking scheme. The man invested in loyalty, but fate apparently decided to diversify the portfolio.
As we speak, Muraya is reportedly struggling to breathe properly after receiving a heartbreak powerful enough to qualify as a natural disaster. Neighbours claim the man stares at his phone while listening to Mike Rua’s songs and questioning every life decision he has ever made.
Doctors have confirmed that Mareej is a very serious condition. Symptoms include random sighing, staring at walls, checking old photos, loss of appetite, and suddenly becoming a relationship expert on X, TikTok & Facebook.
Muraya's village haters who attended the wedding only for the food & gossip have reportedly called for an emergency meeting to celebrate what they are describing as an unexpected but welcome development.
We wish our brother a quick recovery as he navigates these difficult streets of character development. May he find peace, healing, and a phone password he never feels compelled to investigate again. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
A nigga proposed to my friend. few months later the ring ikapotea, the guy was so angry because she lost the ring aka breakup with her. Last weekend the guy posted his new fiance with the same ring. Niliisha niaje