Simon

[Simon @srobbonew2]

How long have the pubs been closed??? I don’t like this one bit bruv

[Simon @srobbonew2]

@JuliaHB1 Despicable

[TAY @368TAY]

this aint even a lockdown, they just took everything fun away

[who moi? @jxycon]

@SUFC18896 @Channel4News Well that's just completely ridiculous.

There's no way he calls her "honey".

[SUFC1889 @SUFC18896]

@Channel4News We need a visual on that fucking nuclear briefcase, please. And the codes changing.

Knowing him, he'll be, "Honey, I'm just off for a shit," and suddenly the silo doors fly open and the missiles are arcing off across the sky before he's wiped his balloon knot.

[neil flek waugh . revolutionary socialist/marxist @sammythedog1989]

This Tory government have raided the coffers of the UK treasury, relentlessly to give £millions and £billions to their friends and donors , by means of BOGUS contracts, assured by a no tendering process. They continue to rob the public purse on a daily basis with impunity.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

420 is ten times better than 42

[ツ misses bts @OUTROHANN]

my jaw is on the floor

[Aaron Blitzstein @AaronBlitzstein]

This is the best thing you’ll see today.

[╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ @mayshaus]

@goldlinkjonny anyone who’d rather see addicts suffer in punishment instead of getting treatment need to check their humanity and privilege. the war on drugs propaganda perpetuates a LIE that drug abuse and addiction harms society instead of being a private, personal, medical matter.

[jonny🇨🇺 @goldlinkjonny]

decriminalizing drugs allows for rehabilitation programs for addicts instead of prison. idk why people are confused lmfao.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

@realDonaldTrump Referring to yourself in the third person is one thing, but to include an erroneous “o” is very poor.

[Simon @srobbonew2]

@dee_y_d Want regular updates

[Simon @srobbonew2]

Just seen two people kissing through their masks outside waterside romance fucking survives bruv

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

How silly to consider broadband an essential service that everybody should access for free, just when we're in the middle of a pandemic when millions of people have to work from home and being able to connect to the internet determines whether you can get an education or not?