Scott Roberts

My sport was your sports punishment, then I thought I'm just going to climb

[Trevor Williams @MeLlamoTrevor]

I've been building my son's trust for two yrs with high-fives. Today I'm going to hit him with a "too slow". Welcome to the real world, son.

[Vista Counseling @CounselingMVHS]

RIP John Booras Class of 2015. Prayers to your family. ❤️

[Ram Ruckus @Ram_Ruckus]

is not a word. https://t.co/8Kwc9h8V4A

[Kal Penn @kalpenn]

Hey @Twitter, is threatening nuclear war not a violation of terms of service? https://t.co/Gwz2EZHKnu

[Colorado State University @ColoradoStateU]

Did you know she's a former Ram? Go @mandyharvey! 🙌 https://t.co/3rgCDt4qLN

[Lindsay Joy @LindsayJoyTV]

We've reached peak Craigslist in Spokane...

[lmao @aayylmao]

couple capri suns and I'm blacked tf out

[lmao @aayylmao]

nudes? lol sorry but I only send bible verses

[lmao @aayylmao]

no I will not pass the blunt, the only thing I pass around are church camp invitations

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

Followers who retweet have a chance to win this hat signed by @johnelway and Vance Joseph.

We’ll pick a winner tomorrow for #RAKWeek17!

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Everybody complaining about Trump but club penguin is shutting down so maybe check your priorities?

[lmao @aayylmao]

why tf does my dog leave me on read every time I text him this is getting ridiculous why does he even have a fucking phone

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

her: come over 😩
me: i'm busy
her: i have The Office on and pizza
me: https://t.co/HTlmlzu55b

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most.

[sofia @s_garcia16]

college ain't spelled with two L's for nothing lemme tell ya

[jj @yaamutha]

Smh prolly drew a oval instead of a circle https://t.co/xME4rCO82H

[CSU Health Human Sci @HealthHumanSci]

💯 percent ready. https://t.co/NrvNxHJ2Hq