Sean Payne

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

Why does this bagel place in the D gate always have to have a line 500 people long? Maybe we can invest in a crew line?🤔

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

The only time I tweet is to say something negative.

Well, tonight is no different.

I hate everyone.

The end.

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

Dating-- a place for heartbreak.

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

I literally just want to take some Xanax, pull the covers over my face, and go to sleep.

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

The beauty of a secret👌

Like Shania says, "no one needs to know"

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

I want to meet someone who is as crazy about me as I am them. Well, I have half of that 😕

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

Omg, can this B stop crinkling her fucking chip bag?? Ahhhh!!

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

He deserves better.

So do you.

So do I.

Ugh, love.

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

How good is 'Something Borrowed?'

Seriously one of my fav movies.

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

I want to be someone's first choice

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

"What you want is frequently at odds with what's right"

Yet another true statement ^^^

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

I think, I hate my life.

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

"Time passed and pain turned to memory"

Such a great, true quote❤

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

4 excellent reasons not to be into you, yet, the heart does not listen.

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

I will continue to do stupid things, but now I won't tell anyone about it. Then I won't look cray.

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

@KrystinaCoakley omg. You go through this daily😂😂

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

"I hold a lot in the vault, honey"

😂😂👍👍👍

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

@QueenBrittneyB that is so cute😂

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

Can any of the damn packages I've ordered just come already? What is the GD hold up?

[Sean Payne @srpayne500]

Also, I'm so not a young spring chicken anymore. The botox is much needed.