Srishti B

A true bong. IITian + Stephenian = mathematician = A smart-ass, hence proved.

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

@sreedhari_desai All that applause and cheers for being too trusting. Not sure whether it is a good thing or a bad thing? #ISBRL

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

@sreedhari_desai What is the right answer if an interviewer asks you something like this - "Will you lie for the company if needed?" #ISBRL

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

@blessinvarkey Reached.

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

#ChennaiRains : @Practo has issued a verified & helpful list of doctors and hospitals available. Updated every hour. https://t.co/Vis3kDlEN5

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

@priyanshuchats Share pictures please. All the best for your new movie #BigFan

[Roflindian @Roflindian]

We are already in the midst of the Third World War. The World versus Islamic terrorism. #ParisAttacks

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

This is the most motivational thing I have ever read.
https://t.co/TXnIjMtq3f

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

Bwahahahhahahha https://t.co/bPx6zbLLsg

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

McConaughey: I'll have a venti with cream please

Starbucks barista: ok, how do you spell your last name?

McConaughey: I don't know

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

@xervflg The ring answers to no one, except Sauron.

[Piyush Yadav @xervflg]

@Srrrishti Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here".
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A Time Traveller walks into a bar

[All India Bakchod @AllIndiaBakchod]

True story https://t.co/LUoSgyv8BK

[⭐ @Psilosophy]

Chartered accountants hear invoices in their head

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

#OnPoint https://t.co/1ErPkhD0G8

[Stereotypewriter @babumoshoy]

@Srrrishti for all I guess. This Prem Rotten Dhan...is a prime example

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

@babumoshoy They also use a short snippet of the original title song for their music, & completely ruin the original number, at least for me

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

@babumoshoy Quite a recent trend no? #LackOfOriginality much.

[Srishti B @Srrrishti]

Ever felt so #lazy, that you kept refreshing the web page in the hope of getting a less complex captcha #ItDoesntGetAnyLazierThanThis