ur moms gf

the room is starting to spin real fast because of the gayness -Talledega Nights

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

Ya know, I think musics theater should be over now.

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

When the queen of England dies, will the US lower their flag to half mast? I feel like they maybe would?

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

wall street journal

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

John Green singlehandedly changed pop YA from dystopia to cringe, in the nicest way possible (I literally own like 3 of his books)

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

I’m running on caffeine w33d and the need to be liked

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

Bruh my self-sabotage is fucking annoying. Like please just let me live.

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

It is a bones day! Spread bones day vibes today. #bonesday

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

miss u too bestie! me and u, ski trip in aspen before the year ends! i promise!

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

Okay it was sooo fucking good. Legit seeing it again.

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

About to see Lamb!!!!!!!!!

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

This is the shit I’ve dealt with my whole life. It’s so humiliating. No you cannot touch my hair, please don’t ask about my interior design skills, and the color of my hair does not determine my personality and sex life.

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

Some kids in my students class were pondering the question : is it racist the not want to date redheads....

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

The great equalizer: high school pe clothes

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

Not to flex or anything but I kissed a 6’1 guy during the rain/lightning storm last night.

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

I FORGOT MY COMPUTER TODAY!!!!! THATS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I NEED FOR WORK. I’m literally going to die

[dave™️ @reputationdave_]

Adele, you have 3 hours.

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

Just saw a bee. Seriously considered picking it up. Then I remembered I’m at work and all the students would make fun of me.

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

My friend thinks it went really well

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

( #AskingForAFriend ) Is it weird, as a 20 y/o to tell someone you have a crush on them? It’s obvious that “my friend” does and they are 90% sure their crush likes them back.

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

( #AskingForAFriend ) Is it weird, as a 20 y/o to tell someone you have a crush on them? It’s obvious that “my friend” does and they are 90% sure their crush likes them back.

[ur moms gf @srryimhi]

The worst thing about this guy I like is that he asks me if I ate anything today. It’s super nice, but I don’t like that my tummy makes sounds after I eat.