Rachel Winslow

attention seeking since 02’

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

adhd is weird because wdym I just procrastinated going to bed for 2 hours because i didn’t wanna walk 20 ft from my couch

[Csilla☀︎ @fullofmeth]

I just did the laundry after avoiding it for two weeks and it literally took me less than five minutes

[Jackie @beboobfa]

USPS: your package will arrive on the 17th at around 3 pm, no questions about it.

FedEx: yeah its comin

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

The painfully real neurodivergent experience of saying “I can’t keep doing this” and hearing “but you’re doing soo well.”
Yes. You’re watching the performance. I’m living the recovery.

[Chazza @chazzanews]

Overcompensating was cute, I love LA was fun, Adults was good. But now it’s time for the top dog. Lenaquake incoming

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

AUTISM:
I have my workout routine.
Same days. Same exercises. Same order.
Please don't mess with the plan.

ADHD:
I was going to work out.
But now a walk sounds better. Or dancing. Or cycling. Actually, anything except what | planned.

AuDHD:
I wanted to work out.
Then I wanted to go for a walk. But the gym was too crowded. And going somewhere new felt exhausting. So I decided to exercise at home. Except home was a mess. So obviously I had to clean first. Then I got distracted. Then I ran out of energy.
Now I'm sitting here. Feeling guilty about the workout. The cleaning and approximately 47 other things.

ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE HEALTHY. Apparently, that requires project manager, a motivational speaker, and an exorcist.

[VICO @Vicophobia01]

What people don't realise is that being ADHD and Autistic means everything is WORK.

Eating? Work.
Showering? Work.
Drinking water? Work.
Hygiene? Work.

All the basic shit is work.

[VICO @Vicophobia01]

”i’m so adhd lmao!!!” WERE OR ARE YOU ALWAYS ON TOP OF YOUR SCHOOLWORK? DO YOU CONSISTENTLY TAKE SHOWERS? DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH TWICE A DAY WITH ANY REAL CONSISTENCY? ARE YOU ABLE TO FOCUS ON A PASSION PROJECT FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH BEFORE SOMETHING MORE NOVEL ENCOMPASSES YOUR ENTIRE BEING?

THEN NO, YOU ARE NOT, “SO ADHD.” IN FACT, YOU MAY NOT EVEN POSSIBLY HAVE ADHD.

[Peter Gibbons @77hhhfhfgfbfdh]

@Austen Reeks of a liberal family, weak male, dominating female, stressed out over a simple morning routine. No real peace in their lives.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Anxiety: “We’re falling behind”

Depression: “I don’t want to do any of this”

ADHD: “Apparently it’s cheap to live in Thailand”

[futch cassidy @neutralpixies]

mr. big

[subtweetive streak @simpleartfarmer]

Gilmore Girls is such a sweet and sympathetic show about two of the most selfish, awful women just having kinda shallow transactional relationships with everyone around them. The grandparents were treated horribly.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The best part of Gilmore Girls is how Lorelai was like, “Can I have $50k a year for my daughter’s school?” and Emily was like, “Fine, but you have to let me buy her a car too, and we’re having dinner together once a week.” And Lorelai was like, “Ugh, Mom, you’re the WORST.”

[nofourleaf @nofourleaf]

40 mg of Adderall and a Cinnamon bun latte everyone is about to hear from me

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

‘Everyone has adhd’

Listen sweetie... I take 40mg of instant release a day. You’d turn into a crackhead.

[danny ! @ppegasassy]

I still can’t get over how funny it is that a grown man has the aura of an absolutely legendary 5th grader

[spookytom @culture_coffin]

they lopped marie antoinette’s shit smooth off for less

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

My favorite ADHD trait is genuinely believing, with my whole chest, that tomorrow I’m going to clean my entire apartment.

Every single night.

And somehow tomorrow keeps refusing to become the day.

[Renee Solana @ReneeSolana]

You know you gotta do laundry when you get into the sexy underwear