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[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

"If you watch jaws backwards, its a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach"

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

HEY JOHN IF YOURE READING THIS, GO BACK TO MAKING SALADS OR IM CALLING YOUR BOSS

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

Need something to cure my severe case of the MONDAYS

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

TABLES LADDERS CHAIRS

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

Srsly my favorte show ever RT @ByeJustine: Got my nails did while watchin Degrassi.

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

this guy knows what im talkin about, this guy knows what im talkin about, this guy DEFINITELY knows what im talkin about

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

Haha youre on a roll! RT @ByeJustine: @srslybryanwebb Iz dis Jodi? The n*gga that got my boo pregnant? livin at his mamas house!

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

Stay up babyboy

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

In mallrats where they're staring at the sailboat picture

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

My whole life flashed before my eyes, which was basically a looped montage of funny things Walter did for money and the scene

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

I almost passed out while driving on the 405 trying to hold out this note in "I'll remember you" by skid row.

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

SOMEBODY GONNA GET PREGNANT

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

I wish all r and b artists sounded like the WB frog

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

Hahahaha YES<3 RT @ByeJustine: @srslybryanwebb I got mind control over debo.

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

New "classic chiken burrito" at del taco LOLs@you

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

Harvey Danger is so fucking good and you have no idea what song they sing

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

But when he leave, I be talking again

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

scotty, im comin over you phone thief.

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

Sending portfolio to playgirl, wish me luck.

[bryanwebb @srslybryanwebb]

SUP BIG PERM LOL