Andrew Carpenter

In 2006 Times magazine awarded me person of the year.

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@Google Give me a good tensorflow.js model for speech-to-text synthesis that can run inferences under 16.6 ms, and a high rate limit API key to the new Gemini-Bard model and I can make your Gemini demo video into a real working web app.

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@ChiefScientist Is it really? Can I see a source on that lol

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@unusual_whales You need to wiggle his left ear a little for a full system-restart

[PrettyMonkey.eth @prettymonkeyeth]

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[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@AmericanAir I can’t upload a QR code ED document through this ghetto VeriFLY app because it’s “too late” and so after speaking with customer service their solution is for me to check in 3 hours before the flight in person? Never again are we using this crap service.

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@elonmusk That was anticlimactic - are we going to see some juicy deets on how Biden's family actively sought out monetary gains from foreign enemies of the state or are we just not copying anything from last season's Presidential Family Drama?

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@farcaster_xyz Can I get an invite to try out what you all are building?

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@58isthenew40 @KidCreole3 @RonFilipkowski 😂

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@colyseus actually, it's just a bad redirect from your docs page - "https://https//console.colyseus.io/register"

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@LucidsightInc hey guys, I like your stuff so far, just wanted to let you know you're site is down, and I can't sign up :'(

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@Kofivava1 @OmaJason @SpaceX @elonmusk Are you sure? It's zoomed in quite a bit

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@OmaJason @SpaceX @elonmusk I feel like the scale could make sense to where that object would be the size of someone's glove.
How many people can fit standing up on the platform on the upper left-hand side of the photo?

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@elonmusk if Bitcoin reaches 100k I’ll buy a cyber truck, for my mom, she’s been wanting one.

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@franklincflint @JoeBiden I get the sense that your idea of “presidential” is actually a robot that makes no mistakes or displays of emotion ever.

As to your statement about taking jokes or calling out bad behavior, you try to frame it like it’s been a 50-50 kind of thing when in reality it’s been 99-1.

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@JimGaffigan No, they get slimed. Nickelodeon style

[Reddit, Inc. @Reddit]

If the Internet were a game, rickrolling @RickAstley is like defeating the final boss.

Well played, u/theMalleableDuck.

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@realDonaldTrump if you step down and leave office, I’m willing to bet @TIME will nominate you for an award, could be pretty prestigious 😏🎩

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@jordanklepper it’s spelled Haole

[Andrew Carpenter @srslyletmesleep]

@codepo8 #programmers #javascript #media-source #media-source-extension #video-stream
Haaalp!
The video player in Safari randomly gets stuck indefinitely when using a media source extension to play media live stream for certain high bitrate files
https://t.co/tvpDblFBq2