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reunite pangaea

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enda kenny tell the people THE TRUTH about the 1996 ufo crash in boyle co. roscommon

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listening to the general election coverage on the radio and saying "more overlapping dialogue than a robert altman film" aloud, to no one

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hmm was thinking about returning to twitter but it looks like my amazing tweets about jacobs biscuits two weeks ago have failed to go majorly viral in my absence... the culture of this site has clearly moved on and left me behind

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the cream cracker was invented in ireland. the recipe has never contained cream, the name instead refers to the process by which fat is added to the dough during preparation. follow me for more cracker facts and be disappointed as i only had the two

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kimberly mikado coconut creme et al. deserve full-blown articles of their own !

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wikipedia page for jacob's lists ZERO biscuits under the products section yet finds the time to differentiate between snackable vs toppable crackers

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box of paxo stuffing states that it is britains "no.1 best selling ambient stuffing brand" lol do you think brian eno eats it for xmas din!!! hardly i;d say. only tweet in a year and a half and i will not be tweeting again fuck you all goodbye

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built a spring reverb in a biscuit tin out of stuff i had laying around, spring was scavenged from the return mechanism of a turntable i think. sounds truly horrible 😈😈😈

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corona virus means its no longer safe for more than one person to play a marimba at once steve reich sweetie im so sorry 😔

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

A new dinosaur discovery would be the perfect distraction for everyone right now.

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hello ! my name is tom i am from ireland ;0 my hobby is music my dream is one day visit WASHINGTON D. C. in usa to see all my favourite dischord bands ≧◡≦

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listening to post hardcore its cool. maybe i should get good enough at guitar to play some of these songs

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using my quarantine time to sort out the 600+ bookmarks in my bookmarks bar. making a lot of sad discoverys. steve albini's cooking blog is no longer online

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tempora mutantur, et mutandum est avibus

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eating a tomato i found in a sewing kit

[エリィ。 @nansiyo_to]

こんなことしてくれるアザラシさんはじめて会った。かわいかったからおすそ分け。

ゼニガタアザラシ@新屋島水族館

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coronavirus? im just trying to grill up some portabellos

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german own brand shaving cream. disconcertingly viscous