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Supercallousedfragilemystichexedbyhalitosis
Mt. SAC Chamber Singer 🎼

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You: hiccups

Me, a music intellectual: syncopated breathing

[Rep. Liz Cheney @RepLizCheney]

This was January 6th.
This is not “legitimate political discourse.”

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why do I have 4 singers masks at the bottom of my backpack

[Perc Bayless @P3NIXJR]

this is actually insane... who was running this event?? #ASTROWORLDFest

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The Texas Senate has passed a bill to eliminate a requirement that public schools teach that the Ku Klux Klan is “morally wrong.”

That same bill dropped studying Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech as a curriculum requirement

https://t.co/ZyzM5OneWZ

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Them: "the problem isn't guns it's the people! they're the crazy ones!"

Also them: refuses to invest or believe in the use of social services, continues to remove background checks

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"the guy who did it will spend his life in prison" compared to the guy he killed I think it's fair

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tucker Carlson had a complete meltdown tonight in response to a former New York corrections officer who criticized Derek Chauvin for using excessive force on George Floyd. Here's how the interview (abruptly) ended.

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Which is it, Republicans? Are businesses people with rights or are they not? Suddenly Citizens United doesn't seem all that nice when the businesses do something other than fund your campaign.

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social security cards, phones, credit cards, books, social media, and now vaccines! next up: are your clothes the mark of the beast?

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it all started with one covfefe

[Mark Elliott @markmobility]

LOL. @mtgreenee called Guam a foreign land. So members of the Guam National Guard paid her a visit. (Guam has been a U.S. territory since 1898 and its residents are U.S. citizens.)

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that thunder woke up seth and I at the same time

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@peachesndreams_ iTs a mAP

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

As a public defender, I couldn't even use the same bathroom as jurors during a trial.

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https://t.co/nYkUfpNiTH

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@in_the_cat @micovalenzuela1 damn

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just a reminder that pharmaceutical companies are evil and terrible

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@SABIV8 @walvekaranu ah damn you two got me there

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punctuation should go outside of the quotation marks it makes no sense to put them inside

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@cassandrajamena THANK YOU