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[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

You're a man,

Please don’t date a girl you love,

Date a girl who wants you.

She will treat you better as a man.

Attract, don't chase.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na sasa kuna miaka pia mtafika vijana,you will find yourself with very few things to say. Yani ata mtu akikuambia Ruto ni mkisii haubishani nayeye,unasema tu sawa. And this will not happen because you have become weak,apana,kuna ile kitu tunaitanga Esoteric wisdom. Esoteric wisdom is wisdom gained through expirience,through trying and failing and learning. Na hapa ndio utaelewa kwa nini baba yako alikua anaingia kwa nyumba,anawasalimia,anakaa chini. Haongei sana

Utakuja kuelewa watu ni wangumu sana. Na hawaskiangi! So theres no point even in arguing with them. Kazi yako itakua tu kutingisa kichwa,unacheka,unaondokea iyo maneno. Ndio maana mimi sahii ata nikiona hii tumsichana imetoka unifasti juzi ikisema haioni ikiolewa,nacheka tu. Hii maneno tumekua tukiskia tangu enzi ya kenyatta

In 2004,after landing a job in BBC,my first cousin Njoki vowed she would never marry. Ati yeye pesa yake itakua niya kujienjoy sababu hahitaji mwanaume. Alikua dot com. In 2018,njoki gave birth to her 4th child,patrick. Tukimuangalia tu apa. So theres nothing new here,mimi siku izi najiangalilia tu maneno nikiwa nimenyamasa. Uzee!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Prudence Kabura Ng'ang'a has been denied permanent entry to the Kenya School of Law,even after pursuing both a Diploma and an LL.B degree.

Prudence Kabura Ng'ang'a scored a C plain in her 2014 KCSE,but refused to let one exam define her future.

She therefore,went on to earn a Diploma in Law with a Distinction and later an LL.B from the University of Nairobi.

Despite this clear academic progression, the Kenya School of Law rejected her application to the Advocates Training Programme,solely because she did not meet the “C+” mean grade requirement from over a decade ago.

The High Court has now dismissed her case, ruling that the law remains strict on entry criteria. Under the Kenya School of Law Act, applicants must have a C+ mean grade and a B plain in English or Kiswahili, regardless of later academic success.

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Sai kuna mtu anagombanishwa kwa ofisi na boss juu ya kudisplace files alafu kuna mimi napika mayai nikiwa ndethe.
Be your own boss.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

I never thought I would use Twitter influencing as a source of income and build a house for my mum

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kule pande ya Lavington inasemekana ukipatwa umeanika nguo kwa balcony wanakupiga fine. For destroying the Neighborhood status aesthetics. Kama huna washing machine ni unapatia househelp nguo anateremka nazo kwake kawangware anazianika huko. Mido cras problems aisee

[maish🇰🇪 @srtweep]

@polo_kimanii 😂😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The DR Congo team is playing in the World Cup in the US. If Ebola was real, then Trump would deny them entry to the US.

Nothing like Ebola.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you want your dad to be your dad again?

[Wangari 𝜗𝜚 @i_am_wangarii]

11 billion??? Salary inakuja ikiwa nusu, KRA wanacome up na ways to sniff money from all sources , just for it to go missing?????

Healthcare is shit, education is shit, economy is shit.

Hii ni pesa yenu inafund individual lifestyles mkiteseka??????

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Nikama the last few times nimeenda stage asubuhi nakosa mat, then someone pulls up in a personal car, ansema anafika tao anataka watu wanne, 3/4 I observed huwa ladies, wanakimbilia gari. Hio inaweza kua the last time mnaonekana haha, wacha nichelewe mimi

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Usafi kidogo hapa na pale kejani 😌😂

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

World Bank rejects Kenya’s emergency loan request

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kama kuna kitu sisi kama Peasants from Mwiki hatutafanya,is we are not going to pay someone 3 sausand to look for a house for us. Hii miguu tulipatiwa apana decoration

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Earning in dollars and spending them in third world currency still remains an undefeated strategy

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Promise utaniwait adi September... promise bebz

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

" i know a guy who knows a guy"

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Vijana wa aluta wakionjeshwa food iko na pilipili.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Stop stigmatizing women. Your girl having an infection doesn't necessarily mean she is cheating, this gender can get it even from not drinking enough water.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Moving abroad and marrying a mzungu is nice and all but the food. The food! Hawa wanakupikia nyasi wanakwambia ni salad bwana. If you are planning to marry one just make sure you have left a kienyeji here who will be sending you cooked njahe with a bucket after every 6 months