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eim habanim semeicha respecter

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@IsqaDeQofaya When I finish Mishnah maybe

[Tanna debè Ribbi Yishma'el @TannadebeRY]

Some strains of Chareidi Judaism are not that different than Karaism, except instead of the text of the Torah they use the text of historical shu"t, set them in stone, and extrapolate ad infinitum.

[Amit Segal @AmitSegal]

Yesterday marked one year since the last rocket fired from the Gaza Strip crossed into Israeli territory. A full year without rockets or missiles from Gaza, for the first time this century.

[PolicyRespecter @oteycoueye]

Imagine the day the Czar's officials came through that shtetl to register last names.
"This is Moishe, the rav's son."
"Ok, Moshe Rabinovich."
"And this is Shmuli the shoichet."
"OK, Shmuel Reznik."
"And Benny the...oh, I see you two already know each other? Where from?"

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@JDS1236250411 I hate saying it when it's so common but the last name is always too funny

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@cherutLmoledet I would be very happy to

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If Naftali Bennett's חיריק of a kippah counts so does a hairnet

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@ChabadZoomer "What do you wear, can I ask you?"

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@ChabadZoomer Was it here? https://t.co/f8hYPWXWkl

[Chabadnik @ChabadZoomer]

Regret to inform that more and more of Simchas Beis Hashoeva in crown heights is becoming slutcon

[srugaite @srugaite]

@Mostaphabenh @realAdamLevi Enjoy your CRA '64 charges, lol

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@halfsabra @mrwittmayer One of the rabbis that shtarked me out as a bt was a huge Rav Miller fan and would always quote him at least 3 times on any given shabbat

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@Searcherseek How do you hold down a job?

[Hasidic @hasidic_1]

שמחת בית השואבה מיט רבי אלימלך בידערמאן

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@Searcherseek Be careful they might actually pick up on this

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@eshetchayil2 Happy birthday!

[srugaite @srugaite]

Every Yom Kippur I'm struck with a headache that could kill a puppy and every year I say thank you Hashem

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@Searcherseek Never understood why people have always been so afraid of the block button. It's great

[srugaite @srugaite]

Like what Rav Hirsch said about the Alps, God will pick up the B/Q line and place it in E"Y when moshiach comes

[srugaite @srugaite]

Good morning from the borough of beautiful trees lining my subway ride