BREAKING: With her Cherry Rum Pie, my loving wife Shannon won Best of Show in the Fruit Pie category at the annual Summer Celebration Fort Benton Women’s Club Pie Contest, per sources #mtscores
A couple going to Mexico checked bags, so you know they’re in the airport, but didn’t get on their flight this morning 🤦🏼♀️
Gate agent is searching the whole plane questioning where they are, paging them, the whole nine yards
“Are the uh, are the brakes working on your side? No, no they aren’t”
I’ll take ‘Things you don’t want to hear on an aircraft when the 200 pound beverage cart is in the aisle’ for $1,000 Alex