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“You’re going to have discomfort if you live up to your ambition.”

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BREAKING: With her Cherry Rum Pie, my loving wife Shannon won Best of Show in the Fruit Pie category at the annual Summer Celebration Fort Benton Women’s Club Pie Contest, per sources #mtscores

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“You have more ceiling lights in this immediate space than I have in my entire house.” “God they’re beautiful” #Timism #Constellation

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“He has 2 outdoor thermometers…” “3! I have 3…you gotta have accuracy…”
#Timism

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The true generation gap? Quoting/singing commercials as part of everyday interactions and expecting us to know the reference 🫣🤣

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I feel extraordinarily “central” in the country right now, new place, same snow

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@hidinginab00k Champions don’t make excuses

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“It’s kind of a whose who of Benton in here…” #Timism

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Happy Montana Millionaire Day to all that celebrate. Hope you get a lucky number.

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A couple going to Mexico checked bags, so you know they’re in the airport, but didn’t get on their flight this morning 🤦🏼‍♀️
Gate agent is searching the whole plane questioning where they are, paging them, the whole nine yards

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Monte as Emperor Palpatine. Hilarious. #GoGriz

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“He fell into a pot of crap and came out covered in gold somehow” #Timisms

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“Back then the god damn thermoses were glass lined, engineered by an unintelligent” love me some Tim stories #Timisms

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“Are the uh, are the brakes working on your side? No, no they aren’t”
I’ll take ‘Things you don’t want to hear on an aircraft when the 200 pound beverage cart is in the aisle’ for $1,000 Alex

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“He was hackin and wackin” #SignalPoint #Timism

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#cancersucks

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There’s no such thing as a free lunch.

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The only thing worse than being blind is having sight and no vision.

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All I can hear whenever I golf is, “brush that grass Shanice, just brush that grass” #Rosemary

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Bob Seger is so nostalgic for me