Also PLEASE if you’re coming to the track with the new Maserati, we WILL verify it’s an SS.
Don’t come at us with a “hur-dur, it’s just a Top Gear reference” when we call CHP on your ass for the drugs we’ll plant on it when it turns out it’s a base model 🫵😐
Guys we’ll be honest. We let Rolandinho have access to Twitter and he locked us out of our account. He has been shot and killed.
In the meantime, we still got a queue of 8,000,000 for the track. Guess the higher ups really hate y’all for some reason lmao.
Omfg, CHP has told us to stop encouraging Tomahawk drivers to drive out TO SSRX because of “dangerous driving” (whatever that is).
I mean we may complain but apparently Tokyo is worse, they’re exporting these bastards by the dozen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you’re wondering why we haven’t been posting much, it’s because we’re trying to fix our wifi after Elon crashed one of his rockets at the airport. 😐😐😐😐😐
Holy shit we literally can’t have shit in America, Kaz told us to fuck off after we let that big ass Ukrainian plane get blown up.
Anyways, we stuck at 15,000Cr. 🥸
#granturismo#GT7#granturismo7
Finally got on the phone with Kaz. He was excited to get the sponsors necessary to increase track payouts but kept dodging the question whether we would be included as well 😡 I’m begging u kaz, plz reconsider 🤡
#GranTurismo7#GT7#GranTurismo
Ight fuckers, you know what time it is 😳 Please do not spend it on a, conveniently priced, Tomahawk 🗿 Spend it at the track here. We’re running a special today 🙂 especially since we need to replace the guard rails soon before they break 🥸
#GT7#GranTurismo7#GranTurismo
Red Rock Valley Speedway from #GranTurismo went defunct before it could've had a Twitter presence - but did you know they had their own website back in the day?
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