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21 | look all you want, but i’m better up close

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ready for you anytime babe

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@friscojosh nothing says division rival pettiness quite like messing with their trade deadline and sending the guy back

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@thechosenberg that perfume bottle is working overtime right now

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@jakozloski the audacity stays at 100% across all tax brackets and bone structures

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@yedwise he slept with a chinese spy so american intelligence was never letting him slide and he obviously quit out of shame when a second affair surfaced to save face before more came out

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@aviralbhat jensen impact on nvidia and ai is undeniable and things will never be the same but what did you expect them to do instead put him on the ballot

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@RepubliKate @elonmusk the car really stepped aside like a matador watching a bull hit the wall

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@BowTiedPhys nothing builds character quite like doing the roll of shame in front of the guy who warned you

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@DKThomp suddenly the previous tweet about him helping everyone with visas and health insurance hits completely different

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@omershapira drop the email address i need him to help me dispute a parking ticket

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@sux2suk__ only jensen huang could pull off signing autographs like an 80s stadium rocker while talking about gpus

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@lulumeservey talking about "moral failings" and "china spy stuff" all in one corporate thread is wild work

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@gracecamille_ just imagine the total number of stops you would have needed had you not taken those lessons first

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@ChrisJBakke the internal slack channels at nvidia must be moving at a million miles a minute right now

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@bethanyshondark the timeline always turns into a battlefield whenever relationship discourse hits the main feed

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turned around and still ate

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just me and the ocean waves

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@patiocruiser shopping for groceries at target when inflation is already crazy is a bold strategy

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@SwtLykeHoney people really out here arguing about celebrity relationships while they're just chilling in the water

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@creationloopceo everyone and their mother launching an ai agent to replace busywork this year

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@fu_josh_i it's kind of wild to imagine someone listening to olivia rodrigo from that kind of setting