Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.)

alexa, play theydies and gentlethem by Riley!
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[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

@T0UGHXL0VE I was there it sucked so bad, I saw them kick out at least 5 different people, 1 surfer and the rest were two stepping :/ I was shocked I've never seen them kick people out before tonight!!! I saw security up against the stage and some along the wall too

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

Spotted at the chain reaction today :0 @BayAreaPartyPpl

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

@benquadok Please make some pins, stickers and PATCHES!!!!! I'm begging

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

@HeartAttackMane That I will be listening to the new singles on repeat on my plane ride to Atlanta to see Microwave and they will be great

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

I also need a stacked line up comparable to the recent @microwaveatl tour that SKIPPED California!!! That one hurt my feelings

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

My 2025 manifestations:
1. @SpanishLuvSongs and @sadparkmusic tour together, perhaps a coheadliner.....
2. @JFCREWBABY and @cliffdiverOK tour together, the vibes, stage presence and fun would be IMMACULATE
3. @RILEYtheband comes to fucking California (LA specifically) PLEASE

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

I'm getting started early so they might actually happen, I am begging someone to give me a reason to leave my house next year

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

Saw @cliffdiverOK last night and all I could think during their set, other than how fucking good it was, was that they NEED to tour with @JFCREWBABY it would be the perfect vibe, stage presence and music match!!! That tour would be so much fun

[✯Supreme Honkifex✯ @madiserket]

Notice how some of your favourite bands are "Microwave" or "Equipment", and not "Employment"

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

@GAMIGANG Give us some deep cuts!!! Play some old stuff

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

@evermoresivy Anniversary song - glocca mora, pop song - prince daddy and the hyena, victory song - graduating life, shoes (the sneaker song) - oso oso, anime theme song - mom jeans, Aries (moth song) - arm's length, dog song - sweet Pill

[alexis kimberly @notsixela]

i was not built for a 9-5 i was built to rest all day then go to a concert at night

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

@HeartAttackMane Will we get 9 on your bedside live at some point? Like potentially for a headliner? Maybe in LA? 👉👈

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

@equipment_ohio do you guys know what time doors are at the echo tomorrow? I hate when they just list a time and it doesn't say whether it's doors or when it starts

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

It was also great to be in a crowd where people in the pit actually cared to pick up each other without even needing the band to remind them, you all really do curate a safe and fun environment for your shows and I deeply appreciate that

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

Literally incredible and life changing, it felt so good to for once in this space be in a room full of queer people watching a band fronted by a trans person, well worth the 5 year wait to see you all in person

[Arcadia Gay(septum ring out now) @arcadia_grey]

LA you just BLEW OUR MINDS. INCREDIBLE WE LOVE YOU WE WILL BE BACK

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

They've played the new @RILEYtheband song at the Arm's Length show like at least 3 times now, I think they're trying to summon them to LA (which I support, pls come to LA)

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

if they had gender flipped Duncan Idaho's character she would be called Hannah Montana.

[Shart Attack Man (S.A.M.) @ssakaboo]

@HeartAttackMane PLEASE