Sam

•23 •Virgo♍️ •BRR💖 •Esthetician

[Sam @ssam_eyeam]

@taybornstein Congratulations!!🥺❤️

[Sam @ssam_eyeam]

@kyannrobertson Me googling it: “21 hours doesn’t seem that long…oh”🥴

[folake aina @f0lake]

i cannot believe that i was born in a year that made my 20’s (hottest and wettest years) land during a pandemic, a recession, a housing & job crisis, $7 gas, a disintegrating planet, etc. like why yall say fuck me for??????

[Andre @andrealtrez]

Maybe Tupac faked his death to get away from Jada

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nickles be looking big as hell when u need a quarter

[b a y l e e 🦋 @bayleekieann]

is anyone else getting their shit completely ROCKED by life right now or is that just me??

[Sam @ssam_eyeam]

@kyannrobertson @cphilxo I also read it as if your lasagna went missing and I’m cackling now😂

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

Having your own place is so top tier!!! Like I 10/10 recommend!!!! It’s just so peaceful 24/7!!!☺️

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens

[Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace]

We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

[#LeeaRenee🤍 @x_Ceddd]

Somebody made a status on Facebook that said “I wanna say fuck this job every day but it’s actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down😭😣” I felt that shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jord @EMJAYWATS0N]

i don’t like that i’m old enough to have witnessed zac efron go from teenage roles to dad roles

[LIYN. @liynnder]

Washing your face and water going down ya elbow so sickening

[✰𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟✰ @jacelynghebert]

Once you meet your person you just know

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

Being in a healthy relationship has taught me that there’s no such thing as “this is who I am, take it or leave it”. When you wholeheartedly love a person, you work on those toxic traits, you learn to communicate, you listen to each other’s feelings and encourage individuality

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

looks like shit

[Sam @ssam_eyeam]

2021 was the most traumatizing year of my 24 years of life for multiple reasons. I need 2022 to do me a favor and be gentle🥴

[Sam @ssam_eyeam]

So excited to go to work tomorrow just so I can order roosters for lunch😍😍

[Sam @ssam_eyeam]

I’m so tired of dating a plow truck driver in the winter. I’m packing our things and moving us to florida😡