Sylvia

📍 NV 🍾 your favorite bartending rave bae IG/TikTok: ssauceysyl

[Sylvia @ssauceysyl]

@LeVeonBell I’m gagged

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

what’s the first area of your body that you wash in the shower and why is it your left arm?

[Sylvia @ssauceysyl]

@SportsD24733772 @soigomaa Women don’t want to be approached when it’s that late walking alone

[La Catrina Norteña @catrina_nortena]

🚨 VECINOS RESCATAN A MEXICANO DEL ICE

Así fue como el Pueblo de Minnesota no dejó que los ASESINOS DEL ICE se llevaran a su vecino.

El Pueblo Unido, Jamás Será Vencido...

[Sylvia @ssauceysyl]

@First_alphas Her makeup is purposely bad to sabotage her

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@ItsKingSlime Family can be triflin

[Sylvia @ssauceysyl]

@Mr_Husky1 The bigger issue is you need to work on emotional regulation with him

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Girls in their 30s be like, “OMG I’m so behind,” but meanwhile they’ve healed their inner child, stopped people pleasing, left that toxic job, started therapy, learned to enjoy their own company, travel when they want, and actually like themselves now. Like sis. You’re not behind at all. You’re evolving.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Turns out women get more autoimmune diseases from suppressed anger and trauma...so basically every time you don't flip a table, your immune system takes a hit. Moral of the story? Throw the fucking chair, girl. It's preventative medicine

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Yeah. Im gonna try my best to stop DoorDashing this year.

[Sylvia @ssauceysyl]

@ThatEricAlper The butterfly effect

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@lonelyisthejulz Acting like brandy as Cinderella didn’t exist 😭

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@japhetho I love the bubbles it makes lol

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

People cheat because they're cheaters... Not because you can't cook, or you didn't give enough sex, or you got into an argument... There's nothing someone can do differently to not get cheated on except find someone who isn't interested in cheating.

[Sylvia @ssauceysyl]

@Rainwontmiss And charmed!

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@Rainwontmiss Probably prime vampire diaries

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@educatedtug01 After two hours of a no show why would you still be there 💀

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Y'all, my coworker accidentally took the house keys with her on a girls' night, and her husband was at work... When she realized she was so upset, after one hour he called her. He didn't yell, didn't shout...just asked her if she arrived safely and, finally, told her: "Honey, there's a problem... You took the keys with you, so now I'm at a friend's house but that's okay don't worry. Hit me up when you're free, I'll pick you up, Enjoy your night ily.".... This is why ladies you should always choose a man who's calm & gentle 🥹

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

me and the man who lets me be insane

[Sylvia @ssauceysyl]

@merepiff @Unkle_K Eh debatable