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Personal motto: Never do anything you'd have to explain to the paramedics

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@Cynideann @norm_clips "Her and I"? Seriously? Pitiful excuse for a 3rd grade education.

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@BWay124 @EdKrassen Not your figurative doctor, but your literal one? Oh, no! Call the whambulance!

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@MrsMiguel2 @BrianKarem @sfpelosi Sorry. It takes an actual brain to use an abacus.

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@baueraud @HawaiiDelilah @UROCKlive1 Yep.

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@gamelin_m @HawaiiDelilah McHenry: Ouch!!!

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@DSHC2022 @OccupyDemocrats Bad hair. Bad skin. Not a good combination. But hallowe'en is coming. So there's that.

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@davidmweissman Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

31 years, and a lifetime to go. I love going through life with you by my side, @BarackObama. Happy anniversary, honey! ❤️

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Stop calling it "government dysfunction." It's REPUBLICAN dysfunction. Republicans' GOAL is to make you think the government is dysfunctional so they can solve it with a dictator.

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@BestinDogs Adorable little puppy! Happy Birthday!!!

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@CalltoActivism Someone will have to explain what Jordan's job actually is and how to do it.
There should be a test.
No cheating.

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@Dalbodog Yes!

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@TheRichFromCali 11

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@RonFilipkowski She could single-handedly make lying a felony, punishable by a hefty prison sentence.

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@wiseconnector 6583?

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@BettyBowers Liar. Again. Still. Yawn. What are the next ten words?

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@AZ_Brittney Yes! I agree.

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@DogLovers03 Hello, Beautiful baby! Stay sweet!

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@sfpelosi Way To Go, Girl!

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@notcapnamerica 500 whole dollars? WOW!