No idea why the World Cup is being played in so many different cities
Logistical nightmare
We built soccer facilities for this exact occasion
Just put all the games at the mega sports complex in Mesa, Arizona and call it a day
Not sure why we over-complicated this
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Breaking ground on this just 50 miles outside the city center of Olathe, Kansas
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Garages aren't big enough these days
Most American families need 4 to 5 parking spots
So we gave this new construction neighborhood the ultimate amenity:
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Every resident gets 2 reserved spots
So proud of this one
I tried hiring lazy Americans for $90k/year
They barely worked and complained the whole time
Then I tried something else
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