Steve Jelly

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@jayylmaossbm I never knew swine could be so uncultured

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I delete 90% of tweets within the first 5mins due to unmitigated angst and penitence

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Rapidly devouring hummus from hungry to full might be better than masturbating

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The fact they didn't bring back TinkyWinky's red manpurse for Teletubbies 2022 is a huge blunder for the franchise imo. Likely won't be watching season 2

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One of the dumbest parts of being alive is the fact that every single fucking pizza topping costs the same

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Just had a dream where the lads and i took turns banging the same 5 ladies and all the ladies said i did the worst job

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Few foods compete with a liberally salted hard boiled egg

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@swampycock You're referring to his fucking enormous left titty right?

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What the fuck

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@CandleLittek Fucking WHAT how

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Didn't pay my internet bill by mistake and it got cancelled so fast i thought the LGBT community was involved

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@ssbm_zamu I just puked

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I've been using twitter like it's snapchat recently and i highly recommend

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Pretty insane how potatoes in Ireland just fucked off for like 7 years and everyone just died

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@Druggedfox I'd like to disgust this further

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@not_kalindi You defecated while menstruating?

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@dolphinslash You're also hot though

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@highwata Your courage is honestly inspiring