Alyssa Kadano

Worse half of @FancyPantsNico | Top 100 melee twitter | Accepting all Microsoft Excel 2010 money matches

[Alyssa Kadano @ssbmStrain]

The state of melee in the year 2022: We finally have an analyst desk consistently, but we have to deal with sentences like

“With impeccable SDI and a cheeky v-cancel, Plup narrowly survives the backair at 150% in tonight’s Taco Bell Live Más moment”

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You’re in the club and this guy slaps your girl’s ass wyd

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@bugattibag Takes one to know one!

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@bugattibag Go off (scorpion) king

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@Andymosity_ 😍 What house?

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I’m a simple man: I see a Lebron James Taco Tuesday post, I like it

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@tafokints girl reading this

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Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Nintendo Wii, 2008)

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@skid_marq Firearms are killing the millennial industry

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If sfat really didn’t come to socal to make friends he wouldn’t have said it and he would’ve lived it like the rest of us losers

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@BANGleilei Clone High da goat

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Musically speaking, Beck is LaCroix David Bowie

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Schrödinger’s box: before watching an hbox set, he is simultaneously a hungry box and a clutch box

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@ScarTophShow We stan a king 😭✊

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KJH beat null? Upsets all over the place at smashcon

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@slime_machine

[In/Pacino/Out @slime_machine]

Last night in Melee:

- Beat my mom’s new boyfriend (3-1, my house)
- IBDW lost “Cumlord,” a Bidoof, in his nuzlocke run on stream (CA)
- Hugs vomited on the ground at the mere site of a Carl’s Jr. across the street (VA)

Player spotlight: Neil, who let Ghatzu hit his weed pen

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@toph_bbq 🎵I go to Jacob with 25 thou, you go with 25 hundred🎵

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[Top smashers as dril tweets, a thread]

Before I start I want to mention:
-I don’t have tweets for everyone. If you find one feel free to respond!

-These are based off of the player’s online persona and is meant to be in good fun. I apologize if this offends anyone

[Alyssa Kadano @ssbmStrain]

Four score and seven years = 87 years

Four score and 30-50 feral hogs = 80 years and 3-5 minutes

[Alyssa Kadano @ssbmStrain]

@DCG_Spots @dril That well won’t run dry any time soon

https://t.co/RZtbsHaJaK

[wint @dril]

i shall say this only; ive ended peoples careers by reporting them for "Ironic" typos & spelling errors., i do not give a shit. im a warrior

[Alyssa Kadano @ssbmStrain]

@sapphixcalibur This is better than mine