Sam

[Sam @ssbrown99]

The things I'd do for a nice sloppy potato smoothie

[You @BravesGasm]

Looked significantly slower than 103 but okay

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[🍁 @Hibzster]

Knocking out folks who make ppl jobs more difficult than it already is >

[Sam @ssbrown99]

Dudes leg just snapped like a twig😦 #ufc261

[Sam @ssbrown99]

@brayleecebuhar That seems to be the normal 😂

[akram ♒︎ @ihyakram]

"bro u r so quiet, what's on ur mind?"

[Evan Shanks @EvanShanks]

When you downshift into 2nd instead of 4th

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"What's your new year's resolution for 2021"

Me:

[Armin Abdic @arminabdic88]

All 2021, ima still hate most of y’all ❤️

[Will Dill @WillDillIII]

I haven’t taken a shower since last year

[b @brayleecebuhar]

if @lukecombs would write a Christmas song, it would make my year

[2005 @SouljaSlim2005]

My moms flight got delayed. I asked why... she sent me this 😮

[b @brayleecebuhar]

me & max on the regular

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Lies, he’s been rapping for 20 years now

[Keef 👃 @chiefkeefsnose]

Reports are emerging that Donald Trump's condition is worsening and he's even been throwing up blood.

[Bird @BirdExecutive]

Is your milkshake really worth it?