milktmami

crazy untalented *hiding from the paparazzi insignificant other: @Ihommefatale

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[Yiyang Zhuge @ZhugeYY]

Here is my interview with Christopher Nolan: are you a bard for a civilization at dusk?

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[Anya @nottcomplaining]

PoV: you made a small error at work

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[milktmami @sscarreno]

no thanks 🙂‍↔️ no back up camera for me. my feminine intuition will let me know if there is something/someone behind me.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[Adam Geringer @GeringerAdam]

Many men want to date a total smoke show but few would buy their gf a Dyson airwrap

[Logs (6’3”) @Logie3333]

@Bottom_Creek @frontierism Why would God show us the stars if we weren’t meant to be among them

[g @34rths]

Been noticing the sexual tension between Me and what I'm capable of

[Lisa 🧚🏻‍♀️ @lisa_talking]

looks like a painting

[o @acquaintf8]

Mexico already built it in 2005

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Actual footage of what's going on in my head when someone gives me verbal instructions

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Theres a bit in the Netflix Dinosaur series where it says it rained for a MILLION years. Humans could be wiped out in a nuclear bomb and we’d just be a footnote in Earths history. We’re utterly insignificant. Not me obviously, I’m significant but apart from me I mean.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This lioness was seen resting on a rocky beach with ocean waves breaking just behind her along Namibia’s coast

[milktmami @sscarreno]

“we are so back” is giving maga 🤨

[Knight World @KnightWorld]

Punch made a perfect jump as he entered the area today.