Susan Schweik

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@SFdirewolf Sending you so much love, Alice.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

Like Krushchev I will bury you but I’m a better burier.
I’ve got the analytica, my motives are ulterier.
In virtual reality,
but also in totality,
I am the very upgrade of a General superior.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

I am the very model of a modern solo symphony.
The drums and horns and tympani entirely belong to me.
More major than Prokofiev,
I’ll put the e back in Kiev,
You won’t believe the chicken Kyiv when I control the recipe.

[thaddeus e. grugq @thegrugq]

Writing prompt:

I am the very model of a Russian Major General

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

Bare-chested and red-handed I will stake my claims off-handedly.
From Trump’s rearguard to Palin’s yard I set my sights quite candidly.
You all will live in Putingrad
Or hinterlands like Mar-o-Vlad,
Siberian or nuclear, your winters all controlled by me.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@AndrejNkv Like Krushchev I will bury you but I’m a better burier.
I’ve got the analytica, my motives are ulterier.
In virtual reality,
but also in totality,
I am the very upgrade of a General superior.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@AndrejNkv Bare-chested and red-handed I will stake my claims off-handedly.
From Trump’s rearguard to Palin’s yard I set my sights quite candidly.
You all will live in Putingrad
Or hinterlands like Mar-o-Vlad,
Siberian or nuclear, your winters all controlled by me.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@AndrejNkv Bare-chested and red-handed I will stake my claims off-handedly.
From Trump’s rearguard to Palin’s yard I set my sights quite candidly.
You all will live in Putingrad or hinterlands like Mar-o-Vlad,
Siberian or nuclear, your winters all controlled by me.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@AndrejNkv I am the very model of a modern solo symphony.
The drums and horns and tympani entirely belong to me.
More major than Prokofiev,I’ll put the e back in Kiev,
You won’t believe the chicken Kyiv when I control the recipe.
Bare-chested and red-handed I will stake my claims off-handed

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

Please support Off-the-Grid Missions' experienced, on the ground, deaf-led work evacuating deaf people in Ukraine. https://t.co/GP9mvFs31S

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

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[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@voxpopulx @KHandozo https://t.co/Rm8PEzLNqU

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@mkfeeneyWYO @profwernimont Where does this come from? I was in the Berkeley English Department at this moment and can confirm that people sometimes did get tenure with a book still in draft--it wasn't uncommon then, though it is now-- but there was always expectation that the book would be completed.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@CareCentrix, please put at-home care at the center for my friend Cal, who urgently needs to be at home -- as you claim to prioritize. Do it out of network, if necessary. He's in danger. #FreeCal

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

SF Black youth keep telling us police in schools do not keep them safe! We need to #DefundSFPD and reinvest in education. #SFUnified needs to eliminate its MOU with SFPD! We need to #FundBlackYouth.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@BCotlon Is there a way to support what you do--buy gift certificates to help pay for your customers' needs, any other financial way to help? Thank you for what you do.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

Content request for "What generators will work best to power CPAPs and other small electrical medical devices in the emergency power outage situation in Northern California" @WL_UMass #keepreq

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@FightXPrisons called Mississippi Central Office to demand evacuations, could not get through, left msg.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@V_anana Please get in touch about Giants tix! I sent you an email.

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@CMMikeOBrien @sallybagshaw @CMLGonzalez We need you to vote YES today to DIVEST $3B from @WellsFargo #StartWithSeattle #NoDAPL

[Susan Schweik @sschweik]

@bruceharrell @cmkshama @D5Juarez Counting on you to vote YES today to DIVEST $3B from @WellsFargo #StartWithSeattle #NoDAPL