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Main apne toote sapno ko bunta hoon
Par Kahan apni bhi sunta hoon.
Lekin jab Kabhi khud me khud ko dhundhta hoon.
Fir ek naye sapne chunta hoon.

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Raaton me neend aaram se aai,
Gaaon ki yaadon ne sapne sajai,
Mai socha ye real hoga,
Par kya batau lockdown ke extension ne fir aaj neend udaai.

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“Laal dupatta udd Gaya re tera hawa ke jhokhe se,
tujhko piya ne Dekh liya hiiii re dhokhe se"
Piya me itna tharak ki Dekha bhi toh dupatta na hone pe🤔🙄

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🙏🙏

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* fan
* Bhakt
* Fir aate hain WO log Jo apne fav.. hero/heroines ke photo frame apne Ghar me lagwa Lete hain.🤣

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Bas itna amir banna hai ki'Lamborghini' Dekh Kar
apne dosto se “wo Dekh Bhai Lamborghini" na bolu😥

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Jin logo ke insta story pe blue tik walo Ka seen mil jaata hai aur wo log fir uska SS Nikal Kar fir se story daal dete Hain.
Waise log ko kehna Chahta hu ki
“tum chutiye the,ho aur rahoge "

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Abhi bhi samay hai
Mask pehn lo warna Modi ji ke task Nahi Kar paaoge😊🙏

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* meaning of father's get out

foreigner:- bahar jao...

Indian:- meri zaydad me se bedakhal ho ja...

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★mujhe ek BAAT samajh Nahi aai.

★mujhe ek Baar me samajh Nahi aai.

Don't speak it all now😐

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Everyone who says in speech that “samay Ka abhav hone ke wajah se Mai apne vicharo ko viram deta hoon" actually uske pass aur bolne ko hi Nahi hota bc😂

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*me wakes up at 11am

Papa:- badi zaldi uth Gaye Maharaj
Me:-. Haan,senapati nasta Lao.

Pata Nahi uske baad jab fir aank khuli toh aas paas doctors the😣

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🙄🙄

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Ohhh no😏

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Jitna famous Pakistan Ka "ohh Bhai maro mujhe" wala Bhai famous hai
Utna toh Pakistan ki cricket team Nahi😂

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'Quarantine' bolne me half of quarantine days Nikal Gaye
Tab tak ek naya word aa Gaya
'Hydroxychloroquine'😥😂

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“Dekha hai pehli Baar ,
Sajan ki aankon me pyaar”

I want to say that ki WO pyaar Nahi hawas tha🙄

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Quarantine ke first three days mujhe ‘Quarantine' thik se bolne me lag Gaya tha😥😂

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Zindagi me sara chutiya katna ek taraf aur bachpan me "undertaker 7 baar mar ke zinda hua hai" wala chutiya katna ek taraf.