Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums. Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?
I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.
So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas
Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.
Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to be the first from his country to officiate at the World Cup finals, has been denied entry to the United States.
After the sh1t pen given against us at Bournemouth, why does VAR not give us a pen for this blatant pull on Johnsons shirt. It literally halts him from running. @SkyFootball
How the wards of each London team's stadium voted in this month's local elections!
Arsenal - 🟢Green
Brentford - 🔴Labour
Chelsea - 🔴Labour
Fulham - 🔵Conservative
Crystal Palace - 🟢Green
Spurs - 🔴Labour
West Ham - 🟢Green
Millwall - 🟢Green
QPR - 🔴Labour
Charlton - 🔴Labour
This anti-refugee tifo image, shared by far right accounts as “Crystal Palace stands,” is AI-generated and fake.
The Palace stands are home to an openly anti-racist ultras group called Holmesdale Fanatics, and they display anti-racist banners at almost every match.