Scott P

Cowboys, Rangers, Mavs, a few other sports and weekend beertender

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PSA:
"setup" and "checkout" are not verbs

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@saxetniniltiac Same, except for the bra part

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Dinner time

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@saxetniniltiac https://t.co/SOyC4RJ1Pn

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What are those weird yellow things on Deion’s face?

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@BabyDoe_G @jmc_fam Congrats! Too cute. Perfect expression. Where’s NCrowley in your projections?

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@BabyDoe_G @ChurchsChicken @PetSmart so sad.🫂

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This can’t be good

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I see the Rangers continue giving up late inning runs 😩

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Always fun to see Altuve hit into a dp. Extends Asstros scoreless streak to 27 innings. #stucknearHouston

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I think I’ll pass

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Putting a phone on speaker while watching videos/streaming in public should be a criminal offense. Fkn assholes, use earbuds. Seriously, a preseason football game?

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Daughter made egg/cheese/english muffins for breakfast. Then I claimed my free birthday queso from @torchystacos for lunch. Not a bad way to start off yr 61.

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Love it when Altuve hits into a dp

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How long before Trump claims he was responsible for the American Pope.

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@lancewallnau This ridiculous. It doesn’t matter if the government recognized pride month or not, any more than it does for Halloween or St Patrick’s Day. It’s still going to happen. Btw, the federal government doesn’t fund pride parades or festivals anyway. This is all nonsense.

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I just watched the Luka tribute video.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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Is it just me or have Righteous Gemstones and Yellowjackets both completely off the rails?

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Had no clue this is the same dude

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@FOX4 C'mon man, it's HG Sply Co.