The idea of SIMON asking "what's Mars" and Grace having to explain it to him when he was LITERALLY BORN THERE AND KNOWS ABOUT THE OTHER PLANETS AND WATCHED THEM DISAPPEAR??? Are we actually this desperate to make Simon stupid for no reason?? They're BOTH SMART in different WAYS.
The winner of Best Game Adaptation in the Golden Joystick Awards 2026 is the terrifying Iron Lung! Congratulations to director @markiplier!
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Look, you don't have to worship the ground under Iron Lung, but do the bare minimum research if you want to write Bloodymary. Simon grew up in a post-apocalyptic world set centuries in the future where all resources were basically wiped out, and they're all living off scraps. 1/6