used to exaggerate the truth and tell people, “I can kinda cook”
but now I’m like, “idk man I hope you can cook cause at this point it’s too late for me”
“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”
Reminder that Britney doesn’t need to be 100% without any mental health issues to deserve freedom. Totally understand people saying she’s 100% mentally healthy but even if she weren’t, she wouldn’t deserve her situation. Lots of people are mentally ill and that’s not the point.