Jeni Gage

a chaotic blend of my brain detritus, reality tv, and human design!

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If you want to keep up with me - here’s my newsletter which is pretty much quarterly https://t.co/AIvqhVaKyZ

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@PashaPeculiar HOW DO I GET THIS

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@beejoli YUP

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@caitiedelaney Can you do a cover of their beegees cover in Zoolander

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@juliareinstein Is this real

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@KipWinsett And now it is the Wild West 😂

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My life is finding out I’ve been carrying around a jar of almond butter for a week in my tote

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@heddingkj @AshTalksBach I thought I was up to date and now I’m like WHAT DID I MISS

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@hanniganlaw @KateCasey This 🫠 is so true unfortunately

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@freediefreed yikes. No. Agree fully with you.

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@TheFinasco Why do they love him so 😂

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@rebrandedcereal @PaceCase Ahahahah samsies

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@PaceCase Rah-bhraaand 😂🙈

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@formattunement YES

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Them: what are your hobbies
Me: … how do I explain that it’s just talking to people on the internet since we had AIM

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Diet cokes whisper marketing campaign is unreal. If there is NOT money behind the amount of content featuring Diet Coke, than holy smokes - what a moment

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@molls @CaliBlair Black stretch bell bottoms

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@TheBachBabes I would respect him more if he filmed the whole season in these

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@AyceeB I tried for 5 years and my spirit was nearly destroyed completely

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@LagunaBiotchIG Justice 4 Eric Andre

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@zacharyreality LOOOOOOL