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mrs. mojo risin • she/her • ♍︎ ♉︎ ♍︎

[ॐ @ssheebss]

@FlyFrontier is absolute garbage 😂😂😂 don’t ever book with them

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

“let’s get a table outside!”

me

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

[laura 🪭 @llaurajpeg]

if i got pregnant tomorrow and couldn’t get an abortion, at least i can still buy a gun and shoot myself!

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Wealthy white women will have zero trouble getting abortions and/or birth control. It’ll be the poor black and brown women living in red states who will be effected by this the most.

[ॐ @ssheebss]

exactly. any person with a uterus.

[A.B. Lane @ABLaneWrites]

Please don’t cut trans men and nonbinary people out of the conversation today. This is not just a women’s rights issue, anyone who can get pregnant is affected.

[Tomaz @TragicallyTomaz]

America: 0/10. Very g*etto. Do not recommend

[Emily Krebs @EmilyKrebs6]

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

we in a RECESSION and they worried about our COOCHIE thats crazy

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[ॐ @ssheebss]

@isabelleojeda you know what we have to do lmfaooooooooo

[SAMANTHA SADE @SAMiiAM]

“Describe a time when you had to work in a group setting to find a solution to a problem”

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Police officers,

You don't wait 45 MINS to an hour for the "proper numbers" to go in.

You don't stand outside while a shooter executes kids.

You don't detain parents trying to save their kids.

YOU ARE ARMED.

YOU ARE TRAINED.

YOU GO IN.

YOU RISK YOUR LIFE.

THAT'S YOUR JOB

[ॐ @ssheebss]

@Lou_DeliBaby i love you!!!!! happy birthday papa deli❤️

[facts 🪼 @duhhjuh]

keep abortion legal

[ॐ @ssheebss]

honestly?? the victim is a whole mood 😂 love that for her

[eliza butler @elizaisntfunny]

They had to photoshop her mouth upside down so she would frown

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.