Matthew Shepherd

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[Matthew Shepherd @sshepm]

@mjcofficial tonight! third time in 6 months, pls drop all your freaky tunes

[Lakers Nation @LakersNation]

Mood:

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Players with more unsuccessful touches per game than Romelu Lukaku (2.2):

Neymar (3.4)
Mohamed Salah (2.9)
Kylian Mbappé (2.4)
Paulo Dybala (2.3)

"No first touch" 😂😂😂

#MUFC

[Matthew Shepherd @sshepm]

@MaiSaiPak Nah

[Matthew Shepherd @sshepm]

One of the most annoying things is when your Mac goes absolutely bonkers after accidentally spilling a single tiny drop of water on the touch pad

[Tahsinul Haque @SpicyBOfficial]

Day 475 without sex: just jerked it to this cutie pie

@MaiSaiPak

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

If you come from Manchester... https://t.co/9AFpekRdJA

[Matthew Shepherd @sshepm]

@SpicyBOfficial Lmao

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Who's idea was it to stick @agomes_47 next to three giants? 😂

📸 @ManUtd

[Matthew Shepherd @sshepm]

@MaiSaiPak @russbengtson Please don’t ever compare Wazza to Carmelo

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Juventus' new kit looks familiar... 👀

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Dejan Lovren at the Champions League and World Cup final:

7 goals conceded
2 tackles won
1 interception
1 foul
1 loss of possession
0 trophies won

"One of the best defenders in the world" 😂😂😂

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

RANT: Graeme Souness Hates Pogba & Lingard: https://t.co/eBLzM1Cycq via @YouTube

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

The 👑 is in the building for #LakersSummer

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

It’s good for young players to meet their heroes. Young lads will remember meeting greatness like Pogba for a long time, look at their little faces! He’s always got time for fans too. Lad.

[Conrad Burry 🔴🐐🎨 @conradburry]

UPDATE: After seeing the larger images of the gold and white unis on the LeBron items on Fanatics, here's some updated renderings: fixing the # shadow, adding the shorts stripe and fixing the coloration of the collar / armhole / leg hem striping.

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Someone check Lloris for concussion...

[Jesse Lingard @JesseLingard]

No mum, I’m not coming home. It’s...

[Marty @Martyjhill1]

Probably a decent time to share this Lingard piece I wrote for @boxtoboxfootbal back in March: https://t.co/JtOEDMA59M

[England @England]

What a goal, @JesseLingard! 🙌

#threelions