𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙

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im gonna be the world's 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧.ᐟ

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[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀CAME IN
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WITH A 𝙏𝙃𝙐𝘿 !
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❤ + 🔄

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

owowowow.

( cracking his neck. remind him to never do a flip again! )

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

@KANTONIANCHAMP YOU FUCKER

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

@KANTONIANCHAMP watch me, loser!

AHHH I BROKE MY NECK I THINK CALL AN AMBULANCE.

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

@KANTONIANCHAMP duhhhh!

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

( whips out the house phone as he angrily punched in the numbers )

hello? is this macro cosmos? YES I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A LAWSUIT. YOUR STUPID CHAMPION LOST!!!

[【 Nꭼꮖ Ꮪꮋꮖɴ 】 @griseouscore]

𝐈𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡’𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰;

⠀⠀【 𝗛𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗧𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗺 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗻】

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ …𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀#PTRP / #HisuiRP

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

THIS IS BULLSHIT I'M GETTING MY LAWYER WYNDON HAS A LAWSUIT IN THEIR HANDS!!!!

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

I KNOW THAT ASH KID I KNOW HIM HE KNOWS ME HOW DID HE WIN WHAT HAPPENED

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

AHHHHHH

my waking–up–from–a–coma scream!

alright time to watch the news!

AHHHHHHHHHHH

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

I'm back from my two month coma!

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

believe me, I wouldn't miss this for anything!

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

( looking down the hole he has fallen in )

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

I do, obviously! if you have a problem speak to my lawyer!

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

@LOOKlNGFORN buizel says happy birthday

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

I'm calling YOU stupid , stupid!!

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

( and he's doing it back! )

well maybe...if you weren't so stupid then you'll be a lot less clumsy!

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

MOVE OUT OF THE WAY—

( crashing into the reader before falling face first onto the pavement )

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

next time you should look where you're going!

[𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙 @sshiningpearl]

be in my way!