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@sfdefender @keepinitpublic

[Voice of San Diego @voiceofsandiego]

Even after a trial is complete, it’s nearly impossible for members of the public to access body camera footage. https://t.co/IKqlQhaXUh

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

"Valentine's Day is a heteronormative, sugar addict enabling, Hallmark holiday shitshow" - Brooklyn (61 weeks), signing more obscenities.

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

Raise your hand if you're choosing a football game over a protest. Okay, thanks! You can find a perfectly suitable new daycare in Glendale.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Finally found something Donald Trump and I agree on:

#NotMyPresident #ImStillWithHer

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

When ur trying to smile, but all u wanna do is get off the stage, have a good cry, and do some more lines. #debatenight

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

The real basket of deplorables are the gluten sugar cookie baskets we get after one of our toddler's parents wins an Emmy or Oscar. #debates

[Tom Durian @TDurianNEWS]

Is someone at @Snapchat working on a #KenBone filter?

[Brett Erlich ⬆️ @bretterlich]

Hillary: "I respect Donald's children...'s sized hands." #debate

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

Friends all across Los Feliz awoke to find that Nondenominational Holiday Person left them homemade potpourri and vegan leather-bound drums.

[Christopher Miller @ChristopherJM]

Too good! RT @mashable: 'Serial' is on to suspicious Santa Claus in 'SNL' parody. Watch: http://t.co/qJa0dPGH0p

[KyivPost @KyivPost]

Moscow Times: Buy a Gold-Plated Putin Phone to Show Your Love for Russia http://t.co/YZxjwhiCjV

[Voice of San Diego @voiceofsandiego]

Best outcome for the worst case scenario: @AndrewWK helps us bid adieu to the Ché Café. http://t.co/YZC5B8ba4g

[KPBS News @KPBSnews]

Ever been asked by SDPD if you’re on probation or parole? It might have been for the last time: http://t.co/xWNUZTrDkW

[Viktor In English @ViktorInEnglish]

I am not, I repeat NOT at the Wendy's on Artyoma Street in Donetsk. But if I were, should get the Big Bacon Classic? #euromaidan

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Just got an alert from Sochi - my hotel is finally ready.

[Viktor In English @ViktorInEnglish]

But I thought that to RESIGN meant to RE-SIGN. You know, buy another round of votes & make myself Pres again. English is a stupid language.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

No, I don't know where #Yanukovych is but as soon as he checks in on @Grindr, i'll let you know.

#euromaidan

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Girl Scout sells cookies outside pot dispensary: 117 boxes in 2 hours http://t.co/NTyWYbHGLD

[Christopher Miller @ChristopherJM]

Ukraine Lawmakers Vote to Free Jailed Prime Minister Tymoshenko http://t.co/RRjf0kq1B2 via @mashable