coco

[garret @garretlondon]

nobody:

Rotisserie chicken in the oven:

[jeremy @then0wnow]

Me listening to alien music after I get them out of Area 51

[babaloskii @louiemagnums]

Until it's a full moon 🌑

[paige @paigetierney331]

Everyone pray for Pennsylvania

Ain’t nothing wrong with us we just haven’t seen sunlight in years and our whole state is under construction

[Joshua Prescott @joshprescott__]

This the shit I like to see on the timeline

[STANA @AnaStanaBananaa]

my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall to display her collection. this is why we don’t settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!!

[𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒛𝒚 @Twatch_Me_]

I’m just trynna travel the world w the loml ❤️

[Johnny Cotton @John____Cotton]

Lmao this is why I don’t do nice things for people anymore. You just hate to see it @ChubbyBrowne

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

When these came out?

[Trevor Norris @trevor_norris0]

Snapchat let this filter fall into the wrong persons hands 😂

[coco @sshleyatengel]

I wish Halloween came twice a year

[Reese @ReeseMode]

“Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine and no one knows why”

The shrimp:

[ugh @gIitering]

i'm a sucker for good morning, goodnight, i miss you, and i'm so thankful for you texts